so let me get this straight:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

msstirius:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

Periods really aren’t a big deal.

please be joking omfg

(Source: double06)

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

(via ulittlefrickers)

(Source: internetpoetry, via hyprocrisy)

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(via ulittlefrickers)

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

gayvid-dickmour:

when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

(Source: nickmasoff, via hotboyproblems)

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

(Source: , via ulittlefrickers)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

(via peppipoo)